Random interviews: Joei L.
(…she was watching something on the computer…)
Meet Joei L. [age mysteriously undisclosed, but I think it is 27 *cough*]. Nabbed whilst in the middle of watching men in suits lip syncing to Boyz-to-Men, I made her answer a few pressing questions.
Rango: So Joei. Tell me, what do you do?
Joei: I am the Supreme Master of the Universe.
Rango: Right. So this thing you’re wearing, is that your uniform?
Joei: No, I am under cover.
Rango: Excellent choice of disguise.
Rango: What are your wishes for the world?
Joei: World peace. Boomz.
Rango: That sounds like a very Ris-ky thing to say.
Rango: What do you think about Peanut Butter Milkshakes?
Joei: Better when they’re not in a cup.
(I must go, my people need me)
So there we have it. Joei, the master of the universe. Which universe I do not know. So don’t be naughty, you never know who’s in charge.