Seen the First World Problems meme? You know, those funny graphics that show problems that are not really problems… here are a few:
Get the picture? Now what could be Singaporean first world problems?
10. Asked bee hoon aunty for just “a little chilli”. She slops on a too much.
9. Newspapers piling up high. Karanguni still doesn’t come.
8. Told aunty no bean sprouts. Still find bean sprouts in noodles.
7. Woke up early to beat ERP. Traffic jam, still pay ERP.
6. Wants to chillax at Starbucks. Wifi not working.
5. Watched Ah-Boys II Men. Discovers there’s a part II.
4. Order coffee “siu dai”. Coffee still too sweet.
3. Sitex in town. No new gadgets to buy.
2. Bought iPhone 5. Now everyone’s on Samsung.